I have to apologize in advance again for one of my crappy drawings.
So many people think Olive oil is a health food because of some bogus study done on the island of Crete 60 years ago after WWII when everyone was starving to death.
There is no "mediterranean diet" and if you went there you'd see there are so many different countries and all the people are growing as fat as Americans.
Its our post war food science party that is to blame. Fast food, convenient food, frozen food, etc. Pouring Olive Oil on the problem will 100% make it worse.
Olive Oil is poison and you can imagine yourself wearing bottles of it because most people probably are. Our bodies don't even convert vegetable or animal oils into human oil, it stays on our bodies in the same form as we ate it. You could have decades old rancid olive oil you're carting around every day carrying with you where ever you go. Let me know if you need more motivation to stop the oil monster!